Mike: “You’re a pusher and you’re a puller. I’ve seen you throw your balls at Kristen, and she throws ‘em back!”

Kevin: “That was the seldom known little brother of Helen-of-Troy, Menage-of-Trois.”

Mike: “I thought ’slack off’ is what you do when you didn’t have a date….”

Kevin: “I think this is ‘ex post orgazmo’.”

Mike: “You can’t be hiding anything when you’re totally naked.”